I haven’t been feeling like myself at all. I’m depressed most of the time, I cried every day for two weeks straight, and there’s no more pudding in the fridge. The pudding’s the last straw for me. I need to get out before I start holding telephones hostage.
I need someone to be my model for an “in-depth portrait/ personality study” assignment. It will require 24 pictures of your lovely face :) (like so) and it would be greatly appreciated if you were VERY eccentric, strange, etc.
NO. You are NOT special to me, I do NOT like getting butterflies every time I see you. Why do I even like you? You’re kind of a douche. You smell like Carl’s Jr and you sound like Santa Claus. Why do I like you? T.T